Arr, Matey!

Mom gave me new eyes last night. All four pairs are really pretty colors, but mom is such a butterfingers. She lost one of the brown ones, so I'm missing an eye. Boo...

At least she made me an eye patch tonight to wear until another eye comes in. Until then, I will go around the house yelling "Arr, Matey!" at the cats.

Hey dad! Have you seen the new pirate movie? It's rated Rrrrrrr!!!