Extreme Makeover: Blythe Edition

So mommy has been going around the house saying, "Exit!!!" I seriously have NO idea what she's talking about. Maybe she's finally gone crazy? Who's exiting? What's exiting?

Or maybe she's finally come to her senses... She said that Zeldy poo would be going away for a while. YAY! I finally have the house to myself. Ramona doesn't count.


Zeldy: Mommy tells me that I'm leaving... Where am I going?

Me: She's sending you to Kyle's! After all, we have to do something about these split ends of yours. You're making the whole family look bad. Don't worry, you'll be as cute as me when you get back.

Zeldy: *blank stare* Uh, thanks?

Me: Smell ya later! And say hi to Truck for me!

Zeldy: *sniff* OK... Bye...

Me: Oh, wait!!!

Zeldy: *wistful smile* Yeah?


Me: You'll need some postage to get there.

Zeldy: Oh... Molli, I really don't think that's how it works. Well, I guess I'll be going now. I'll miss...

Me: BYE!!!


Molli: La la la... Yay! Now I get Zeldy's clothes too!


Molli: MOMMY-LADY!!! Since when does Zeldy get House of Pinku too!?!? I'm your favorite, remember???

Mom: You all share, Molli. You're all my favorite.


Ramona: Gee whiz. That Molli. I better not tell her that mommy bought me a Willy-Nilly Waterlily bunny hat or she'll REALLY flip out...